How 'bout an adventure totally different from the usual escort experience? My 2012 Texas Renaissance Festival private tours are going on now, and I still have a few of the Fancy field trips unbooked. Immerse yourself in fantasy and frivolity (and ME) every Saturday and Sunday through 11/24, plus a bonus day on Black Friday. Dragons and Druids, monks and mud wrestlers, fairies and fair maidens, lords and ladies, chicks in chainmail sitting on males, knights and fights, boosted boobs, baubles, music, food, drink, and amusement abound.
I'll guide you around this fascinating realm, then back to my Emerald Isle for a breach of my castle and a joust with your lance! Several packages available on my website starting at just $400, and the gold in your pouch going to my saucy saddlebag depends on how much time you'd like behind my closed tavern doors preceding or following your day of TRF sightseeing. See my website calendar at http:/www./fancyinheels.net/ for each weekend's theme and the remaining tour dates open. Go to http://www.texrenfest.com/ for complete TRF info. To book your funtastic field trip call me at 936-232-8590, or email fancyinheels@yahoo.com.
This is my second year to offer this expedition to you brave-hearted and stout-staffed lads, but I've been packing the twin peaks o' Ireland in gravity-defying corsets while watching the TRF grow over 38 years from 15 acres of dust and tents to a 55-acre permanent village with beautiful grounds, multiple stages, and a cornucopia of refreshments. I've seen a handful of acts and merchants jump to over 400 shoppes and too many performers to count, including internationally-toured craftsmen and entertainers! I'm having a merry olde time going Medieval on a few men this faire season. I'll show you the best of the fest, then for your rest you'll have a soft Irish breast!
However, if you'd rather not go dragon 'round the TRF but would like to visit my lascivious lair any Monday through Friday 11 a.m.-10 p.m., I'll charm you for 2 hours at $300, bespell you for 3 hours at $400, or we can spend an entire enchanted eve together for $500. Please add $50 for magical outcalls to your realm. Outstanding overnights of fire and desire are available, too. I'll tell you, and demonstrate, how fairy tales end happily!
(DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT EMPLOYED BY NOR AFFILIATED WITH THE TRF, BUT AM JUST A TART AND SASSY IRISH LASSIE WHO HAS ENJOYED THE REVELRY AND WANTS TO INVITE YOU INTO A WORLD OF IMAGINATIVE ANACHRONISMS ESCORTED BY SOMEONE KNOWN FOR HER EROTIC CREATIVITY.) neru massage near me,the woodlands escorts,massage near me asian,cleveland transexual escorts ads,richmond eacorts,listcrawler candy,houston escort babylon,shemales orlando listcrawler,escorts on maui,bedpage oahu
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- City : Houston
- Address : Houston, Deep South Ireland near Spring