Take a seat in my continuing adult education class! Whether you're tired of all the boring junk stuffed in your brain daily, or just ready to turn your attention to a REALLY interesting subject you'll definitely NEVER forget, join me for the late summer semester of Fancy's Intimacy 101 Program! Learn all about female biology, toys, lubes, lotions, flavorings, positions, relaxation and extension techniques, sensual massage, and much more with hands-on lab work. I'm an experienced (aka over 40) erotic educator, with a 42C degree. Phonetic tongue-twisting exams will be necessary, and you'll never have so much fun studying for a pop quiz.
Let's begin by seeing how well you test against my IIQ: Irresistible Irish Qualities. Let this redheaded, long-legged, pleasantly plump, shamelessly imaginative, sassy lassie of a teacher run you ragged with a sensual refresher course in her private classroom of 2 hours/$300, jump you through the intense intermediate program with a tuition of 3 hours/$400, or we can proceed straight to the advanced adult curriculum with a leisurely 5-hour seminal seminar over dinner and drinks for $500. A full recess of erotic excess is provided, and you can expect to score highly with your teacher. Rigid undergrad experience will result in a diploma of decadence and a permanent smile on record.
Overnight study sessions may be necessary for those of you who need LOTS of individual attention to master...the subject. Also, this tactile teacher can be a VERY entertaining educational aid for a weekend spring break.
For the last 4 years I've had excellent report cards on several escort boards, and you can find excerpts and direct links to my reviews on my website, as well as a calendar showing my daily availability. Since Backpage usually won't allow website addresses in ads, so please search Fancyinheels online and look for the phase "rare-companion" and you'll find it, or just email me for the direct lick, er, link.
If you like my program, please contact me at fancyinheels@yahoo.com or via 936-232-8590. < Students are advised to sign up at least 24 hours in advance, but sometimes there are seats open with as little as 3 hours enrollment. Unless the instructor is already tutoring, incall homework is available Mon-Fri 10-10, and outcall at your library from noon-9 p.m. with an additional $50 hall pass. Weekends may be reserved by advance arrangements only.
Trust me, this is one assignment where you'll WANT the "F" grade!
I'm also accredited with Preferred411 and DC. I'll be delighted to hear from you, but please, no calls from private or blocked numbers, and sorry, I cannot respond to text messages. Also, I do not offer single hours, as frankly, lads, I just don't think that you can have a quality, unhurried study hall with your girlfriend in only 60 minutes. This is supposed to be enjoyable instructional relief from the rat race, not a race to the finish line! And if you're a bad lad, I'll make you stand in the corner at attention, er, detention.
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