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Take advantage of a tart and sassy redheaded lassie's sharing nature, wicked lads, and do a good deed this holiday season to ease your conscience about being really bad with me! Make a charitable contribution to this mature-but-mischievous Irish wench's favorite charity, the 5th Annual Sweet Pea Memorial Pet Food Drive, and you'll get a doggone discount for fun with Fancy. This time of year, animal foundations have it tough, the wee critters forgotten in the holiday hullabaloo, so through New Year's bring me an 18-lb or larger bag of dog chow or cat munchies (healthier name brands, please, not generics with indigestible fillers), which I'll transport to my local animal shelter, and you'll get a break on our catnap or canine agility test, a little extra incentive to take a purrrrfect meow-on-a-hot-tin-roof walk in my park, howl at my moon and bury your t-bone like a big doggy. My basic companionship package (advance notice of delivery required) is 90 minutes for $250. The deluxe box waiting to be unwrapped is 2 hours for $300. A 3-hour bodacious basket of merriment is $400. An entire evening dinner date with decadent dessert is $500. In return for your furry friend food donation, I'll take $25 off a 90-min appointment and $50 off any other Fanciful option! I have a lovely private apartment in a gated complex on the north side of Houston near Spring, but outcall is available for an additional $50 fee. You can reach me via fancyinheels@yahoo.com or at 936-232-8590. (I prefer emails for initial contact, please, and calls over texting.) I have an excellent reputation, and you can check out my pedigree on my webpage, http:/www./fancyinheels.net/ . I'm usually up for walking your dog from noon-10 p.m. Mon-Fri, Saturdays by prior reservation only, but best to check the calendar on my website for my daily availability. Now, don't you deserve some heavy petting, pawing, and panting? Please note: I would very much appreciate it, gentlemen, if you would glance over the "Education" section of my website for "Screening" and "Etiquette" prior to contacting me. (Those of you new to the world of adult companionship might find the article on "Backpage Scams" quite illuminating.) I will NOT discuss rates under any circumstances, so please just let me know how much time you wish to spend together. I'm delighted to meet new gentlemen friends, but sorry, I feel that anything less than 90 minutes is just too rushed to really get acquainted and enjoy each other, so please don't ask for shorter visits. Also, while I'm a mischievous redhead, I'm "mature" enough to be uncomfortable entertaining fellows under 30 years old, but I'm willing to be convinced otherwise if you make a good case, smile. Lastly, I will not respond to disrespectful and/or inappropriate/vulgar calls, texts, or emails, so don't be crude or rude, darlin' lads. Thank you for graciously understanding. cuban crocodile class,analtwitter,houston escort list,erotic asian massage near me,utah male escorts,miami transexual escorts,escorts in fresno,scorts en houston tx,skipthegames houston,eros.com houston