Make my tail wag and do a nice thing this holiday season to ease your conscience about being really naughty with me!
Make a contribution to this redheaded Irish elf's favorite charity, the 6th Annual Sweet Pea Memorial Pet Food Drive, and you'll get a doggone discount for Fancy fun. This time of year, animal foundations have it tough, the wee critters forgotten in the holiday hullabaloo, so through New Year's bring me an least 18 lbs of dog chow OR 16 lbs of cat munchies (standard large bags, and healthy name brands, please, not generics with indigestible fillers) OR a 24-pack case of canned pet food, which I'll transport to my local animal shelter, and you'll get a $50 break on our catnap or canine agility test, a little extra incentive to take a purrrrfect meow-on-a-hot-tin-roof walk in my park, howl at my moon and bury your t-bone like a big doggy.
My Christmas companionship packages are so much fun to unwrap!
The beginner box is $250 for one (1) hour.
Ninety (90) candy cane minutes/$300.
Two (2) stocking stuffing hours/$350.
Three (3) hours of jingle bells/$450.
Advance advance notice of delivery is required.
An all-afternoon Lusty Lunch or all-eve Decadent Dinner is $600 for a luxurious and leisurely 5-6 hours combined public and private time. This is perfect for that Christmas party you were going to attend stag, and we can play reindeer games afterward.
Fancy a Chick & a Flick? See my website for info on movie dates.
As I said, in return for your furry friend food donation, I'll take $50 off of any Fancy present you want to give yourself!
I have a lovely private apartment in a gated complex on the north side of Houston near Spring, colorfully decked out for Christmas, but outcall is available for an additional $50 fee.
You can reach me via fancyinheels@yahoo.com or at 936-232-8590. (I prefer emails for initial contact, please, and calls over texting.) I am a plump and sassy, mature but mischievous lassie with an excellent reputation, wonderful reviews, and I am a member of P-411 and EC-CIE. You can check out my pedigree on my webpage, http:/www./fancyinheels.net/ . I'm usually up for walking your dog from noon-10 p.m. Mon-Sat by prior reservation, but best to check the calendar on my website for my daily availability.
Now, don't you deserve some heavy petting, pawing, and panting? And all of God's creatures deserve a full belly.
PLEASE NOTE: I would very much appreciate it, gentlemen, if you would glance over the "Education" section of my website prior to contacting me, particularly the article on Screening since that is paramount to my safety. I will NOT discuss rates under any circumstances, so please just let me know how much time you wish to spend together. I'm delighted to meet new friends after screening, but sorry, I feel that anything less than an hour is just too rushed to really get acquainted and enjoy each other, so please don't ask for shorter visits. Lastly, I will not respond to disrespectful and/or inappropriate/vulgar calls, texts, or emails, so don't be crude or rude, darlin' lads. Thank you for graciously understanding.
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