Sensual season's greetings from Fancy, a tart and sassy Irish lassie and one of Santa's naughtiest helpers. My annual Toys for Tarts collection sleigh is dashing along hard. Let's jingle some bells and feel good while being really bad!
From now through December 20th, any gentleman who brings me a new, unwrapped toy worth at least $15 will get EXTRA Christmas candy cane time and cheerful attention, PLUS a discount, and we'll play with a few of my special little battery-operated toys. All gifts go to my local Marine Corps Toys for Tots drive and the Salvation Army shelter. Thank you, kind fellows, for your generous contributions last year. (BTW, I don't have any kids, so nothing ends up under my tree. Now, if you want to bring a bone for my chihuahua, she'll bark and roll over.)
I like taking my time to give you a good time, so I don't offer 1-hour visits, darlin lads, and please don't ask me to even consider an experience that doesn't last longer than a Monday night TV comedy. I hate rushing, and I want you to have a thoroughly refreshing, relaxing break from reality. The basic Fancy companionship package with 24 hours advance notice of delivery is 2 hours for 300 chestnuts, and the deluxe box waiting to be unwrapped is 3 hours for 400 tinsel garlands, incall or out. In return for your toy donation, I'll toss in another 30 winks of ribbon-untying and take off 50 bows and my Christmas stockings!
I'm also available for dinner dates, overnights, and Christmas vacations. Do you need a pretty gal on your arm for that holiday party, or just want to enjoy spiking the eggnog with me in private? Take a break from the holiday hassle and come lay on my soft sugarplum pillows.
Please contact me at 936-232-8590 or at fancyinheels@yahoo.com. You can check out additional holiday postcards on my website. Backpage now prohibits escorts from including website addresses, but just stick my name Fancyinheels into your search engine, and you'll find my site tied to the phrase "rare-companion." I'm usually ho, ho, ho-ing from noon to 9 p.m. Tuesday through Saturday. My website calendar will give you my daily availability for reindeer games, then I'll give you a REAL reason to be merry! Hang that sprig of mistletoe somewhere creative if you want to be kissed under the Christmas tree.
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